What’s your favorite potato? What’s your favorite way to eat potato? How do you befriend a potato so that it thinks you’re it’s friend but in reality you want to eat it?

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I like sweet potatoes because they are sweet and kind. 

How to befriend a potato just to eat it later? You tell them they are beautiful (because they are not used to hear it) and roast them when they less expect it. You basically stab them in the back. humans are evil man!