TELL ME ABOUT YOUR RAMEN LIFE IN AN ASK:

So I had an idea: what did I never do on this blog: Smut asks. But this is a family blog so we are going to stay faaar away from NSFW. To sum it up, we will use the following words: 

S*x = Ramen. For example, It has been ages since I had ramen. I am craving it. 
P*rn = Corn. I saw some hot corn the other day. It made my mouth all wet.
D*ck = Duck. I was sent duck pics the other day. One thing for sure I am never eating duck.
Vag*na = Lasagna. He ate my lasagna and found it very tasty.
B**bs = Mountains. I touched the tips of these mountains with my own hands. It was a dream come true. 
B*lls = Ducklings. I busted my UWUs when I felt these ducklings.
A*s = dumplings. She had the biggest dumplings I ever saw.

Let’s get closer. Let’s talk Ramen. Are you having it on a daily or are you missing it? Have you ever tried it? What is your favorite type? Let’s talk clean while meaning dirty. I am not good at it but I will see what you friends will offer.  
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MAMA VOTING STARTS NEXT WEEK SO LET’S TALK ABOUT MAMA:

You expect the fandoms to finally this year accept that it’s just voting and there is no need to belittle each other

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But the reality is that the synonym of bloody fanwars is MAMA. At the slightest comment about another fandom the answer is always: 

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It’s also the time of the year where receipts and tea get spelled

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Where being multifandom becomes one of the hardest jobs on earth

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When we laugh  a lot because someone decided to AGAIN sue MAMA

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When Daesang (Grand Prize) is the reason you watch the whole MAMA for

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Where fancams about your group are important but fancams about OTHER groups reacting to your group become MORE important

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When you tell yourself “what are my favs gonna do this year”

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When you cry when you lose and cry when you win

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To conclude MAMA is something we really hate and love at the same time.