Would you rather have namjoon sit down with you and explain the entire hyyh/wings storyline or get to have namjoon write an entire song dedicated to you?

Make Mimi choose, BTS EDITION!

I already have an idea about the HYYH/wings storyline. But AS SONG? A FREAKING SONG. So let me tell you about the song Namjoon will write about me. Title: weirdo

  • I met this weirdo 
  • I followed her home
  • through the store’s window
  • I saw she was alone
  • She looked like a turtle
  • my little doll
  • but I still like her
  • flaws and all 

(I promise it sounds better in korean)

Lyrics: By my friend and I

Soo… Would you rather wake up to YoonGi talking to your baby about all the things he loves about you after the baby waking up crying or HoSeok dancing your baby around the room at 4am to keep it from crying and waking you up?? Good luck 😌🤧

Make Mimi choose, BTS EDITION!

You mean I had sexual intercourse with a BTS member and even got pregnant and we share the same bed and the baby woke me up from sleeping? ABORT MISSION THIS ASK IS ABORTED.  *runs away*

Would rather be the passenger in a car with JK (driving) in LA or sit with him into a tourist bus around Seoul?

You mean I can choose between being ALONE in a car where Jungkook IS DRIVING all attractively with ONE HAND and when I will say turn left and he will say something like “Yes baby” or be in a tourist bus full of people who recognize him and be the next day in the newspaper for being “the girl with Jungkook” and being non photogenic as I am I will look so UGLY and people will be assuming I am his girlfriend and everyone will be like “Is he dating THAT” and getting all the hate there is on earth? Totally the first one. Did I overthink it too much?